There is another sign the Apocalypse is upon us...
Meet the CANDWICH Marshfield.
Due out later this year in US convenience stores. It triumphs in peanut butter and jelly (strawberry or grape), BBQ something and may come with a candy surprise in the can too!!
No idea of its nutritional quality yet but I'm sure it'll be adding fat to hips and going straight to the cellulite of the bum.
And I'm not so sure a sandwich from a can will be tasty. As much as I'd hate to admit it, I'd rather eat a Double Down from KFC or maybe something from Fear Factor. At least I'd be assured of getting something fresher.
So which flavor would you rock first Marshfield?
Grape?
Strawberry?
BBQ?
I love the taste of aluminum.
And imagine the candy surprise inside??
I miss Cracker Jacks and old school cereal boxes. This could seriously fill a void from my adolescence that Cosby Show reruns and Sam Malone one night stands haven't.
But if the prize sucks at least we still have fortune cookies :)
Always a bright side!
Hey, eat a sandwich kid.
But don't forget your 7-Eleven coffee corn dog that squirts from a Reddi Whip aerosol can. It's _ _ _ _ _ _ _ delicious.
Live the dream street meat lovers ;)
Rob
PS - Please do not feed this to your kids. I would never watch an animal eat this yet alone a growing, developing human being.
Marshfield fitness at Robert Belley Fitness. A great place to work off CANDWICHes